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How do you even ask someone to be your valentine
how do you make them something nice without being creepy
What do you put in the card
“roses are red
violets are blue
idk I think we’re both moderately attractive and in each other’s league
and we’re both single
why isn’t this happening”Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE/FUNNY?